Don't Sire Your own Grandchildren

• When you trust in wealth more than God, you move to a wealthy wicked city.
• When you move to a wealthy, wicked city, you don’t quite fit in.
• When you don’t quite fit in, people want to molest your house guests.
• When people want to molest your house guests, God destroys your city with sulfur and fire.
• When God destroys your city with sulfur and fire, your daughters think it’s the end of the world.
• When your daughters think it’s the end of the world, they seduce you into siring your own grandchildren.

Don’t sire your own grandchildren. Don’t trust in wealth. Trust in God.

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Inspired by those DirecTV commercials. Based on Genesis 13:10-13; 19:1-38